PLEASE COME TO NEW BOSTON

        Dave Loggins - ASCAP / Parody lyric by Richard Bowden

 

 

Please come to New Boston for the springtime

Iím stayiní with friends in a trailer with one of them pull out rooms

You can sell tomaters out on the highway

By a Waffle House where I hope to be workiní soon

 

Please come to New Boston she said no

Get your butt home to me, and she said

 

Hey rambliní boy why donít you settle down

New Boston ainít your kind of town

There ainít no Starbucks and there ainít nobody like me

Youíre my man but I need my van back in Big ďDĒ

 

Please come to Linden for the ice storm

The woods get pretty and I usually donít have to go into work

Iíll teach your kids how to crank the generator

And when it first fires up oh man the cats all go berserk

 

Please come to Linden she said no

Get your tail home to me, and she said

 

Hey rambliní boy why donít you settle down

Linden ainít no kinda town

There ainít no Schlotzskyís and there ainít nobody like me

Youíre my man but I want my van back in Big ďDĒ

 

Now this drifterís wheels go Ďround and Ďround

Letís hope the brakes still make it stop

But of all the cars heís borrowed and kept he likes her van a lot

ĎCause he can depend on it, itís still got a lien on it

 

Please come to Nash to live forever

Itís closer to Texarkana and thereís all kinda crap to do

I live in a house that looks right out at the Walmart

And thereís a septic tank cleaniní business I somehow just fell into

 

Please come to Nash she just said no

Get your ass back to me, and she said

 

Hey rambliní boy why donít you settle down

Nash ainít gonna be my town

Thereís no Dallas Cowboys and there ainít nobody like me

Listen man you better bring my van back to Big ďDĒ

Hereís the plan bring my stinkiní van back to Big ďDĒ

 
     
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